The news is extra depressing right now. It’s wall-to-wall coronavirus coverage. And while we might be helpless against the disease IRL,...

I ain’t no damn dirty hippie. I’m a rascally little rat, and I like to stay clean and pretty and carry myself with the sort of...

Most governors have regular heads, but not Kentucky governor Matt Bevin. His head is long like a hotdog. That's why he's the best and has...

I live in Kentucky, so I probably shouldn't say this, but horses aren't that great. They have one giant toenail on the end of each leg...

Kentucky's very cool/normal governor and acclaimed rap lyricist Matt Bevin just dropped another one of his trademark social media...

I'm afraid, dear reader, that our cherished fossil-fueled way of life may vanish forever if the current trend toward Godless socialism...

Earlier this year, I partnered with Kentucky for Kentucky to make my dream of an immortal nugget of Kentucky Derby-winning horse shit a...

Earlier this month, I partnered with Kentucky for Kentucky to bring the world "Derby Turds", 100% real manure from 1997 Kentucky Derby...

I’ve always got epoxy resin lying around. I’ve been using it in my artwork for almost ten years now. And I’ve put some weird stuff in it...

Just wrapped up this big boy. It's a lot. Tons of layers, techniques, and materials. I sourced the historical images from an old...

This one's pretty wild and several years in the making. It's not like I spent several years actually working on it, it's just made of a...

You run across some supremely bizarre/insulting stuff when you're looking for freelance writing work on the Internet. People want to pay...

I have a pretty low opinion of TV news people, but even I was surprised at how hard they swung at this obviously outside pitch. I had a...

GoogleFi generously gifts their customers a free 20-page photo book once a year. I'm a GoogleFi customer. Here's what I had them make for...

Out of boredom and what I like to think is a righteous sense of justice, I wrote this thinly veiled folk-puke "poem" and sent it to the...