The news is extra depressing right now. It’s wall-to-wall coronavirus coverage. And while we might be helpless against the disease IRL, that's not the case o...

I ain’t no damn dirty hippie. I’m a rascally little rat, and I like to stay clean and pretty and carry myself with the sort of black-haired distinction that ...

Most governors have regular heads, but not Kentucky governor Matt Bevin. His head is long like a hotdog. That's why he's the best and has the best ideas. Wit...

I live in Kentucky, so I probably shouldn't say this, but horses aren't that great. They have one giant toenail on the end of each leg that never stops growi...

Kentucky's very cool/normal governor and acclaimed rap lyricist Matt Bevin just dropped another one of his trademark social media masterpieces, this one a tr...

I'm afraid, dear reader, that our cherished fossil-fueled way of life may vanish forever if the current trend toward Godless socialism continues. I saw a Tes...

Earlier this year, I partnered with Kentucky for Kentucky to make my dream of an immortal nugget of Kentucky Derby-winning horse shit a reality. I called the...

Earlier this month, I partnered with Kentucky for Kentucky to bring the world "Derby Turds", 100% real manure from 1997 Kentucky Derby winner Silver Charm pr...

I’ve always got epoxy resin lying around. I’ve been using it in my artwork for almost ten years now. And I’ve put some weird stuff in it during that time. A ...

Just wrapped up this big boy. It's a lot. Tons of layers, techniques, and materials. I sourced the historical images from an old Pikeville Church of Christ d...

This one's pretty wild and several years in the making. It's not like I spent several years actually working on it, it's just made of a bunch of leftovers an...

You run across some supremely bizarre/insulting stuff when you're looking for freelance writing work on the Internet. People want to pay you $5 to write thei...

I have a pretty low opinion of TV news people, but even I was surprised at how hard they swung at this obviously outside pitch. I had a whole master plan tha...

GoogleFi generously gifts their customers a free 20-page photo book once a year. I'm a GoogleFi customer. Here's what I had them make for me in 2019. I love ...

Out of boredom and what I like to think is a righteous sense of justice, I wrote this thinly veiled folk-puke "poem" and sent it to the meatheads at my local...