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    Tie-Dyed BBQ Sauce Tees
    • 23 hours ago

    Tie-Dyed BBQ Sauce Tees

    Many Thanksgivings ago I partnered with retailer-to-the-stars Kentucky for Kentucky to create a first in the fields of art, fashion and...
    How Do Hamburger Way 3/9th Pound and How Make Comercial for It?
    • Nov 20, 2021

    How Do Hamburger Way 3/9th Pound and How Make Comercial for It?

    I am a very respected thought leader in the advertising industry. Every day my inbox is flooded with trade journalists eager to...
    KFC Gravy Tie-Dyed Tees!
    • Nov 19, 2019

    KFC Gravy Tie-Dyed Tees!

    I ain’t no damn dirty hippie. I’m a rascally little rat, and I like to stay clean and pretty and carry myself with the sort of...
    Matt Bevin "Hotdog Head" Gear
    • Oct 6, 2019

    Matt Bevin "Hotdog Head" Gear

    Most governors have regular heads, but not Kentucky governor Matt Bevin. His head is long like a hotdog. That's why he's the best and has...
    Possum Jockeys!
    • Sep 20, 2019

    Possum Jockeys!

    I live in Kentucky, so I probably shouldn't say this, but horses aren't that great. They have one giant toenail on the end of each leg...
    "I Have Sex with Coal" Gear
    • Jun 18, 2019

    "I Have Sex with Coal" Gear

    I'm afraid, dear reader, that our cherished fossil-fueled way of life may vanish forever if the current trend toward Godless socialism...
    Dixieland Preserves: "Chick-Infinity" Edition
    • Jun 12, 2019

    Dixieland Preserves: "Chick-Infinity" Edition

    Earlier this year, I partnered with Kentucky for Kentucky to make my dream of an immortal nugget of Kentucky Derby-winning horse shit a...
    Derby Turds Update
    • May 24, 2019

    Derby Turds Update

    Earlier this month, I partnered with Kentucky for Kentucky to bring the world "Derby Turds", 100% real manure from 1997 Kentucky Derby...
    Dixieland Preserves: "Derby Turd" Edition
    • May 1, 2019

    Dixieland Preserves: "Derby Turd" Edition

    I’ve always got epoxy resin lying around. I’ve been using it in my artwork for almost ten years now. And I’ve put some weird stuff in it...
    New Art: Main Street Church of Christ
    • Apr 25, 2019

    New Art: Main Street Church of Christ

    Just wrapped up this big boy. It's a lot. Tons of layers, techniques, and materials. I sourced the historical images from an old...
    New Art: Jed Clampett Made Of Toby Keith Lyrics
    • Mar 25, 2019

    New Art: Jed Clampett Made Of Toby Keith Lyrics

    This one's pretty wild and several years in the making. It's not like I spent several years actually working on it, it's just made of a...
    Freelance Kamikaze: Alien Erotica
    • Feb 26, 2019

    Freelance Kamikaze: Alien Erotica

    You run across some supremely bizarre/insulting stuff when you're looking for freelance writing work on the Internet. People want to pay...
    I Tricked TV News Into Believing A Gay Church Was Opening In An Old Magic Mart
    • Feb 25, 2019

    I Tricked TV News Into Believing A Gay Church Was Opening In An Old Magic Mart

    I have a pretty low opinion of TV news people, but even I was surprised at how hard they swung at this obviously outside pitch. I had a...
    Pictures of Jackie Chan for Masturbating!
    • Jan 10, 2019

    Pictures of Jackie Chan for Masturbating!

    GoogleFi generously gifts their customers a free 20-page photo book once a year. I'm a GoogleFi customer. Here's what I had them make for...
    I Got My Local Paper To Publish A Poem That's Obviously About Diarrhea
    • Jan 2, 2019

    I Got My Local Paper To Publish A Poem That's Obviously About Diarrhea

    Out of boredom and what I like to think is a righteous sense of justice, I wrote this thinly veiled folk-puke "poem" and sent it to the...