I Got My Local Paper To Publish A Poem That's Obviously About Diarrhea

Out of boredom and what I like to think is a righteous sense of justice, I wrote this thinly veiled folk-puke "poem" and sent it to the meatheads at my local paper to confirm my suspicion that they are very dumb. I'm assuming at least four adult human beings read it, decided it had some sort of merit, and printed it. It's funny. But is it?