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Freelance Kamikaze: Alien Erotica

You run across some supremely bizarre/insulting stuff when you're looking for freelance writing work on the Internet. People want to pay you $5 to write their dog's obituary and things like that. I have no intention of doing these jobs, but I can't resist the urge to mess with the freaks behind them. Besides being a huge waste of my time, it's probably bad for my reputation as a freelance "professional", but whatever. I'm a kamikaze pilot.


Now that you're up to speed, here's a dumbass job listing and my application for the job. Enjoy.



I haven't heard anything back yet. Hope I didn't blow it!

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